Chronic Work Masturbator

"Your boss makes a dollar. You make a dime. That's why you jerk off on company time." What you do for a living is so boring and redundant. You literally can't wait for a break in your day to sneak away. Escaping to the work bathroom for a moment of authentic, orgasmic bliss. OH FUCK YOUR LIFE! You're in a boring, predictable relationship too?!?! Well then. It makes total sense. Filling your boring day with jerking off to online porn and beautiful women just like me. The best part about it all is that you cum on paid company time!! Cum on you degenerate. Be the true fuck up that you are deep down inside when you're jerking off on work time. Do just enough not to get fired. After all, I like that employed money. You're useless to me if you are a broke online porn addict.